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Bambi Answers Your Questions |
So I hear my pathetic cousin, Barbara, tried to get rid of me. I want to thank all of you readers who had the good taste to protest. She had a terrible life because she never took my advice. You are much smarter than her because you know I give great advice. So let's get going with the latest question.
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Dear Bambi,
I am a woman who lives at Avenida. I notice that so far only men have asked you questions. Does that mean that the women are all happy with their lives? Does that mean that the men are mostly dissatisfied with their lives? If this is true how do you explain it?
Susannah
Dear Susannah,
Here's the thing. There are many more women at Avenida then there are men. When a woman has a problem she will go to her girl friends first. You've seen that wall of women in the Great Room. Do you think that they are sitting there swapping recipes every day? No, they are talking through their problems and solving them. Women are smart that way.
Now notice that the men sit in clumps here and there. What are they talking about? They are talking about sports, politics and the stock market. Mostly it is sports. When a personal problem comes up they never tell other guys. They think that makes them appear soft. That's why they contact me because they can be anonymous.
However, be patient. I expect more questions from women soon. All they have to do is look at Barbara and see how pathetic and depressed she is. They will realize that taking my advice is always the best path. Don't be a Barbara, be that happier person who follows good suggestions!
Bambi
I’m glad Bambi is back! She’s much smarter than her Cousin Barbara. I had a small altercation with Bambi when Barbara tried to exile her to Kankakee! You might as well just give up rather than go to Kankakee! Anyway, Bambi set me straight on who Barbara really is! Glad Bambi is back to give us good advice when we need it! Bob
ReplyDeleteI should have figured you would be on Bambi's side. See if she will eat breakfast with you, Bob! Hurrumph!
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