BAMBI ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS!

Okay, it's Bambi here.  You remember that I am Barbara's wiser more experienced cousin.  She never listened to me and look how she turned out!   A word to the wise is sufficient.  So, I received a message from a desperate  fellow at Avenida.  Here is what he wrote:

Dear Bambi, 

I really need your help.  I like it all right at Avenida but I am lonely.  There are so many women here but I do not know how to approach them.  They are always in groups.  How do I pull one out of her group and maybe get to know her better?  Even at breakfast there is a wall of women but that is really scary.  I am stymied.   

Hopefully,  Maxwell

Dear Maxwell,  

Yes, you do need my help.  First of all never approach the wall of women.  They will just laugh and make fun of you.  Wait until a Happy Hour.  Watch everyone carefully.  Note which women go up for a second drink.  If any one of them is drinking a Pina Colada, make note of that also.  Be very observant.   When one of these over-served women starts to walk out make your move. 

Move quickly so that you are right next to the woman  and ask if she would like to go out for a bite to eat.  I guarantee she will say yes because all she was going  to cook in her apartment was a fried egg sandwich.   

No woman at Avenida likes to cook. If you take her out for a bite to eat once in a while (even to McDonald's) I guarantee you a frolicsome time.   Best of all, if you actually cook her dinner yourself there will be no end to your pleasures.  Go out and buy a cookbook now, Maxwell!

Most assuredly, Bambi