Dear Bambi,
Enough of the serious stuff. I have a better question. How old are you? Since you are supposedly Barbara's cousin wouldn't that make you pretty near the same age? If you are that old how are you continuing this reckless lifestyle that you continue to imply? I just can't imagine how you do it if what I imagine is even a tiny bit true.
Roger
Dear Roger,
You are so naïve. Do you really believe the age Barbara claims to be? She just made that up. I know most normal people would claim to be younger. But Barbara lies so that people will say, "Oh! You look younger than that! I can't believe you are that old." And she eats it up!
Not only that but if she pretends to be older she gets people to do things for her. "Oh let me help you, you are way too old to be doing that yourself!" I have seen her even get people to cook and clean for her. When she had her house people would come and shovel her snow and trim her bushes even. Once they didn't plow her street right away. She called the mayor's office and in a quavery voice told the clerk that she couldn't get to mass because the street wasn't plowed. Her street was always plowed first after that. And she isn't even Catholic!
She's my cousin and I know. I would never lie about my age but she's not me. She never takes my advice but she is also very sly in her own way.
So, yes, I am very much younger than she claims to be! Believe me.
Bambi
Hey Bambi, quit picking on your cousin Barbara! Don’t forget, we can always sick my cousin Bobby on you! Barbara is OLD enough to know what she’s doing! You’re just jealous. She’s even got me believing the old lady routine! Bob
ReplyDeleteBambi, What's your problem? I think you're too hostile to poor Barbara. Are you jealous? Say something nice about Barbara for a change, (even if you have to lie).
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